50 Great Names for Breasts

Bazookas and puppies; airbags and sweater meat. Breast names are like breasts: you can never have too many.

Sadly, not all of us are blessed with boobs.

Sprinkle titties

If you don’t have breasts in your life, you can still choose good names for them. Women name their future children years in advance. Why shouldn’t men name their future pillows?

Play your cards right and one day you might get to meet a real pair. In the flesh.

“Bitty”

Lest Ed Uncovered be labelled a one-trick pony, we’ve widened our remit from naming male and female genitalia to naming boobies. You’ve no idea how proud our mothers are.

Are you ready? All aboard the breast express.

Names for breasts

★ Brad Pitts

★ Brads

★ Britneys

★ Bikini Stuffers

★ Airbags

★ Muchachas

★ Bonnie & Clyde

★ Dairy pillows

★ Hooters

★ Knockers

★ Norks

★ Duds

★ Duddies

★ Jugs

★ Globes

★ Melons

★ Baps

Immature names for breasts

★ Boobies

★ Titties

★ Chihuahuas

★ Gazongas

★ Chi chis

Girly names for breasts

★ Boobs

Scottish names for breasts

★ Chebs

Words you can use in the bedroom

★ Tits

Names for big breasts

★ Zeppelins

★ Lewinskis

★ Goodyears

★ Sweater stretchers

★ Traffic stoppers

★ Wife material

★ Speed bumps (cos they’ll slow you down as you’re travelling south)

Names for small breasts

★ Bee stings

★ Cupcakes

★ Fried eggs

★ Molehills

★ Tetitas

★ JB

Cute names for breasts

★ Snuggle pups

Names for pointy breasts

★ Nose cones

Names for lactating breasts

★ Milk ducts

★ Udders

★ Double lattes

★ Lactoids

★ Bitty nozzles

★ Baby feeders

★ Lecheras

Spanish names for breasts

★ Muchachas

★ Mamas

★ Tetas

★ Pechugas

★ Senos

★ Melones

★ Lolas

★ Ubres

★ Pomelos

★ Pasitas

★ Delantera

★ Bolsa de aire

★ Pechos

★ Bubis

Breast names no one uses, but should

★ Flesh bulbs

★ Chitty bang bangs

★ Feel stations

★ L1 and L2

Breaking Bad names for breasts

★ Heisenbergs

★ Saul Goodmans

★ Walt Jrs

★ Pinkmans

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Tobias Feltus on Nov 28, 2013 at 4:14 pm

I dare say you forgot Boulders, as in the contents of an Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder (what a mouthful).
- EU on Nov 28, 2013 at 4:23 pm
  
  Good shout. How remiss!
James on Jan 23, 2014 at 7:50 am

I love to suck some tits. Do you want to give me yours.
kiks on Nov 26, 2014 at 11:27 pm

You forgot puddings!
- Jimmy Paul Chanda on Jan 3, 2015 at 3:39 am
  
  who are you kiks?
Leo on Mar 28, 2015 at 11:00 pm

Breasticles
Ole on Aug 19, 2015 at 11:17 pm

Immature names!? How about all of them!? lol
Keith Holcombe on Aug 27, 2015 at 3:49 am

Name: Squishies. (Nemo reference)
jaupreet fuck it on Jan 15, 2016 at 11:04 pm

kyle has a small dick
Titties on Jul 19, 2016 at 8:38 pm

What about Thing 1 and Thing 2?
anna on Aug 3, 2016 at 8:06 pm

lol thing one and thing two! lol xD
Jeff on Sep 15, 2016 at 3:53 am

‘Kryp-tit-night’
MomOfTwins on Sep 28, 2016 at 11:05 am

Umm… What about The Twins?
Biggord on Jan 10, 2017 at 7:39 pm

Twins
Pan on Nov 10, 2017 at 9:46 am

Or you could call em hindenburgs.

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Cute names for breasts

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Names for lactating breasts

Spanish names for breasts

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