A healthy vocabulary is a sign of a healthy mind. Wouldn’t life be boring if fuck was the only curse word, vag the only vagoo word and cum the only cum word?
Expanding your vocabulary won’t just broaden your mind: it’ll furnish you with 50 fizzing pejoratives with which to liken your enemies to a jizz-stained wankcloth.
Don’t simply read this seminal list: feast on it, gargle with it and rub it into your stomach. Brain food’s never tasted better.
Regular names for sperm
★ Jizz
★ Spaff
★ Goo
★ Face cream
★ Man yoghurt
★ Baby gravy
★ Face paint
★ Splooge
★ Cream of Sum Yung Guy
★ Love potion
★ Cock cream
★ Baby oil
★ Jerk sauce
★ Baby batter
Sophisticated names for spunk
★ Gentleman’s relish
★ Liquid pearls
★ Swimmers
Names to scream as you ejaculate on a stranger
★ Manblast
★ Dickspit
★ Salty surprise
Names for sperm mixed with menstrual blood
★ Prawn cocktail
Cum names to share at the dinner table
★ Muscle milk
★ Daddies Sauce
★ Guilt shake
★ Nut wallop
★ Family fudge
★ Badger milk
★ Penis pudding
★ Protein shake
★ Face paint
★ Twinkie filling
★ Pecker snot
★ Demon seed
★ Nut butter
★ Cock chowder
★ Drain babies
★ Albino lipstick
Words I just made up
★ Foetal matter
★ Dipping sauce
★ Anal grease
★ Prick stick
★ Tit paste
★ Sour milk
★ Mangoo
★ Fapple juice
★ Clotted cream
★ Cock coulis
★ Clunge gunge
★ Gash dressing
★ Cream cleaner
★ Red eye surprise
Got a better name for penis puree? Smear it in the comments below.
By Ed Uncovered
This is disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. You’re a Grade-A mousse juice producer and need to take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror. Go and drown in a bucket of womb laminate. Your father should have worn a condom to catch his disco tadpoles before they infected your mother.
But you googled cum and you came here. No pun intended.
Wow it sounds like he pounded your mom with how mad you are.
Mousse juice producer! Bwahahaha!!!
baby batter!
YES! Baby Batter should be up at the top… !
and down the sides, splattering the face, tits & belly.
And ALL OVER THE ASS!
Sticky White Love Piss
Trauma Korma, Primal White Jelly, Sticky Sock Bomb,
Erm. Code white! Code white!
Men’s custard
immaculate ejaculate
Dolphin spittins’ (optional, monkey spittins’)
Protein slurpey cause it’s not really a protein shake they slurp it!!!!
They don’t have a chance to slurp it when you man blast as they bottom out, you gotta shoot past the uvula.
Man chowder, nuttery buttery, gummy cummy, savory babery, splooge spooge…. yeaya.
Nut sauce, Man gravy.Boy butter,Manly mayonnaise to name a few!
This is absolutely retarded
Are you people dead brained. Stop using flouride products you stupid idiots.
*fluoride
brain dead*
This is awesome, loved Nut butter and Tit paste haha.
I’m collecting a list of words for cum on my website for thous who want some more.
Send me the website
ADAM’s SAUCE & Snotty Fishies
Funny
White wee wee.
winkle wet, winkle whiz, corn, Slam-poo (instead of shampoo), Filling, ‘Gasm Gush, Red Rocket in my asshole (whoops sorry let myself get a little too excited lol), and snuzz
Dick sneeze, dick vomit, baby comet, knuckle babies, penis rabies, all of which is provided by my cum drum… I feel like I have now contributed to the human race. Thank you
Daddy’s Milk !
This is absolute genius! LOL. Thanks for the laugh. Going to fill up my glass with Fapple Juice.
Phallic Phlegm
Dookie shoot, nutter butter.
Snickle snot !!!!
Pickle surprise , pickle syrup. Dick Splash. Idk I made some up & Spank Jam
Dick slick
Fapple Sauce
A tea spoon of wishful thinking? Anyone?